If it's crap ... We'll tell you
First off the reason I have not reviewed anything in so long is because I have not seen any films in such a long time, to busy doing other things to sit and watch films these days. The other day however I was back in my home town and one of my old School friends asked if I would like to watch your highness at the cinema with…Continue
Posted on May 1, 2011 at 8:30am
So the best thing about this film is that you don’t go 15 minutes without getting to see Robert Patterson get beaten within an inch of his life. It’s great. You may be surprised to learn that I am not a fan of ‘R-Pats’ (A nick name which to me sounds like a slang name for haemorrhoids) in fact the only thing I like at all about the Twilight saga is the fact that the last film is going to have a baby explode out of its mothers womb, break her back and then fall in love with its step father…Continue
Posted on February 24, 2011 at 12:00pm
I've always had a morbid love with certain films which are so bad that they become good, like Trolls 2, Doom and Slither are just some of this special kind of comedy. The most recent one of these films that I have seen is Speed. In Speed the minimally talented Keanu Reeves must stop a bus from dropping to less than 50mph so that it doesn’t explode.
Speed is ono of the best examples of what I call goodbad. I enjoyed watching the…Continue
Posted on February 21, 2011 at 11:30am
First things first. Aliens (Alien 2) is to me the greatest film ever and shall never be topped. When I first watched it at the age of ten I loved it to pieces, yet could not help but struggle to sleep for a few weeks, especially the one night when I swore there was a facehugger in my bedroom! It was scary, it was funny, it was believable and overall just awesome. It took everything about its predecessor and exploded its brilliance.
Directing at its best from James Cameron and…Continue
Posted on February 20, 2011 at 12:00pm — 4 Comments