Well, that's what I mean, not enough Dykes!! I thought it would take at least four to take JoJo down. Hey, you need to run back to your hate-kent site, the kids are going nuts without your calm hand.

You think that guy listens to me? He thinks those stupid Clone Wars actually happened. I told him, "Cartoons aren't real!" He needs to stop drinking that damn Russian vodka.

why would i listen to a talking robot telling me there's no bigfoot? i wonder if there's a russian bigfoot. those guys in georgia usa are giving the corpse to some scientists to work their wills upon it and tell us common folk that the legends are true, and bigfoot walks among us. and he's coming for those who don't believe first, mik...

trip almost done. yeah, that georgia thing sucks, baldwin had to rush off to cover it so i didn't get to see him again, oh well zhizen buviet i guess. i'll be home in a couple and give you a call soon thereafter. but in the meantime my old friend, prepare for an old old score to be settled. BIGFOOT is real, they found a corpse in georgia USA and will be displaying it friday, look for it on the news dude, i think its game over. you just never believed.

So what the fuck is going on, beyatch. Headed out on a night train to st. petes tonight, should be fun trying to sleep. Got a bunch of cool new stories, sadly not much compared to our rather gruesome heyday, but funny nontheless. Can't find fuckin plov in this town to save my life, apparently its too declasse now, but my teacher gave me a recipe I'm looking forward to trying out. Saw Chris Baldwin a couple times, he's working with Reuters now, pretty badass job, he got called out by Hugo Chavez during a press conference and was referred to as a white boy, which we laughed about for about a day. These fucking kids we're on the trip with are awful, dude, totally reinforcing already steady anti-american attitudes here, you won't believe this shit when i tell you, just stupid spoiled shit. Anyway, best to the wife and munchkin, i've been showing your zadie video off to my roommate, another old man like me. Rachel Bass should be having her baby today as a matter of fact, they're inducing or something but everything is normal with that apparently. Kids, kids, kids, after being here amongst twenty year olds, I'm starting to think of leaving that shit to you guys.

Nothing wrong with casinos as long as you know my old roulette trick, right, Mik? And whats with all the thinning hair jabs? You finally on Rogaine to get that hairline a couple inches closer to your eyebrows? I got fuckin Jean-Luc Picard telling me my hair is thinning.

I miss you olde friend.

Nightflight and The Duck are olde news around here, dude, i bet you almost wouldn't recognize the city anymore, there is so much fucking money here, these beastly russian light their shitty foul smelling cigarettes with hundred dollar bills. And thats real. Granted, the vast majority is poor as shit, but there are huge glass and steel skyscrapers going up everywhere and every foreign car, hummer SUV you can fucking think of. I think I've seen like two ladas.