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About Me:
I'm a Graphic Designer, Illustrator, a cigar/beer/wine enthusiast, a skeptic, and an asshole. You've been warned.

Follow me: twitter.com/johnrubio

SKYPE: johnrubio.com

BUY ME SHIT! Amazon Wishlist: http://amzn.com/w/CRSU3CH24X8Y

My goddamned SPILL FANPAGE: http://my.spill.com/group/johnrubiofans

My Facebook Fanpage: http://www.facebook.com/pages/John-Rubio-from-LEOG-at-Spillcom/1725...

Oh, and I WILL NOT add you as a friend on Facebook if I don't know you in real life. I don't care what your tits look like.

Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt.
All Time Favorite Movies:
The Seven Samurai, Pan's Labrynth, The Big Lebowski, The Maltese Falcon, The Iron Giant, Goodfellas, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Pulp Fiction, Braveheart, Kung Fu Hustle, Snatch, The Dark Crystal, The King of Kong, Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Eternal Sunshine, Kill Bill, City of God, Adaptation, Amelie, Match Point, OldBoy, Shawshank Redemption, Schindler's List, Das Boot, and many others.

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I'm gonna hit my face with a pan.

That's it! I know exactly what it is I have to do. I'm hitting my face with a big, fuckoff pan.

Sure, I'm aware of how childish this all sounds, but let me assure you that the only way I can correct certain things in my life is to man up and smash a cast iron skillet into my fat fucking face a few times. It takes a certain level of maturity to admit that to ones self. Even more to admit it on the internet.

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Posted on May 17, 2012 at 4:00pm — 14 Comments

Help me win a contest, cunts!

Hey guys! HELP ME WIN $1,000! Vote for PAINTING 1 here! http://www.101x.com/bluemoon

You can vote once every 24 hours. I love you.

Thanks!

Posted on December 9, 2011 at 3:06pm — 4 Comments

Rubio has a Facebook Fan Page!

"WFT? I SEND U A FAECBOOK FREIND REQUEST Y U IGNOR ITS??"

 

I get that exact message multiple times every week from people deeply and personally affected by my unwillingness to add them as a 'friend' on Facebook. Sometimes they push a little bit more when not responded to:

 

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Posted on June 9, 2011 at 11:07am — 1 Comment

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I shot an episode of "The Greatest Drunk Stories Ever Told" with Grant on loungegeeks.com

 

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Posted on May 25, 2011 at 9:35am

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Here we go, you salty cunts! I'll be updating this as the questions come in, so keep 'em coming. If I don't get to your question, it's because: 1) you've asked too many; 2) I've answered it already; 3) The question was dumber than the dumbest one I've already answered. Ask your questions in the comments below.

 

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I'm gonna hit my face with a pan.

That's it! I know exactly what it is I have to do. I'm hitting my face with a big, fuckoff pan.Sure, I'm aware of how childish this all sounds, but let me assure you that the only way I can correct certain things in my life is to man up and smash a cast iron skillet into my fat fucking face a few times. It takes a certain level of maturity to admit that to ones self. Even more to admit it on the internet.The world is a complicated place. Disease, war, oppression, assault, children, anal blood-…See More
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At 8:03pm on May 2, 2013, JAGR said…

To all the LEOG crew members, I salute you for making my Fridays that much special. I'm sure I speak on behalf of many Spillios when I say that your podcast will be missed. I thank you for all the laughs and geek induced conversations that expanded my imagination and sparked my creativity. My hat is off to you good sirs and madams. LONG LIVE THE LEAGUE!!!!

At 1:13pm on January 8, 2013, Zulzon said…

I saw online that your podcast won an award at the Podcasts Award, so congratulations man!

At 4:21pm on September 25, 2012, Timmy Cupcakes said…

After searching a whole bunch of liquor stores for Zombie Dust, I finally ran across a place that sells it.  I plan on sending a few beers for yourself and Kelly.  Have you had a chance to try Recolution Brewery?  The place is getting to be a big deal up here, I'll send you a couple bottles as well.

At 9:44am on December 29, 2011, Mikedastardly said…

hey thanks for the add!!

At 4:39am on December 19, 2011, pyranova said…

Dude, what the hell happened?

Either someone was paid off or the dude's using a hack.  Sorry man, not sure how it happened.

At 1:59am on December 14, 2011, pyranova said…

Are you happy you cunt?

At 3:08pm on December 10, 2011, Man In Black said…

Hey Rubio.

Nice artwork man, I hope you win the $1,000 to finance your hookers. Pimpin ain't easy!

Keep up the good work, you're the funniest mother fucker on spill and always make the LEOG better.

Take it easy.   

MIB

At 2:30pm on December 10, 2011, David said…

I voted for you Rubio! You better win goddamnit.

At 5:55am on October 22, 2011, Stanley Kubrick said…

Rubio you old maricon, THANK YOU for mentioning alifewellwasted.com its is an incredible insightful and intelligent video game podcast which I've been waiting around for all my life.

 

Thanks for providing the cue for making this discovery.... ! I am a half Spanish / English guy living in London .. so you should consider me one of the "Old World" Anglo Saxon / Hispanic "Elders".

At 10:44pm on October 14, 2011, D.J. Postley said…
 
 
 

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