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Jacob Heaton posted a blog postBATTLESHIP is BATTLES*** (I know it’s a cheap shot, but it’s better written than the movie) - a review by JACOB HEATON
Where do I begin with this one? For months, I have been anticipating this movie’s release; not because I thought it’d be good, but because I wanted to see how bad it was. Every time this film came up in conversation, I lambasted it to death. A film based on a board game that has absolutely no material to mine to create a movie?…See More
PvtSnafu left a comment for Jacob Heaton"I've been waiting for this movie for about 4 years when I heard Jackson and Spielberg were doing it together."
PvtSnafu left a comment for Jacob Heaton"When did you see Tintin? I thought it comes out in December???"
Jacob Heaton posted a blog postTHE ADVENTURES OF TINTIN: THE SECRET OF THE UNICORN review
After years of development, HERGE's classic comic book series has finally made it to the big screen. And I'm happy to tell you that it is one of the best films of the year. The basic story is as follows: a young reporter Tintin (JAMIE BELL) comes across a model ship at a market and, after purchasing it, gets embroiled in…See More
Jacob Heaton posted a blog postTINKER TAILOR SOLDIER SPY review
TINKER TAILOR SOLDIER SPY is one of the best films of the year so far, and could easily get a nod at the Oscars in February. With an interesting plot, brilliant performances and great production values, it stands as the best spy thriller of the year. The basic plot is this: George Smiley (GARY OLDMAN) is a former spy who is brought…See More
Jacob Heaton posted a blog postSummer Movie Season 2011 Overview
A montage of all the movies I have seen or will see this summer, set to the awesomeness of Led Zeppelin. Enjoy! See More
Jacob Heaton's blog post was featuredATTACK THE BLOCK review
The next great alien invasion is occurring, and who is there to stop them? A bunch of South London teenagers armed with fireworks and blunt instruments. This is ATTACK THE BLOCK, the best British horror-comedy since SHAUN OF THE DEAD. As said above, the basic premise is meteors contain aliens that look like a cross between a…See More
Jacob Heaton posted a blog postATTACK THE BLOCK review
The next great alien invasion is occurring, and who is there to stop them? A bunch of South London teenagers armed with fireworks and blunt instruments. This is ATTACK THE BLOCK, the best British horror-comedy since SHAUN OF THE DEAD. As said above, the basic premise is meteors contain aliens that look like a cross between a…See More
Jacob Heaton posted a blog postTHOR review
At long last, the Mighty Thor has come to the big screen and, since the film has arrived early here in the UK, I have seen it. But can it match the quality of the previous Marvel Cinematic Universe movies? In short, yes. In long... well, just read the rest of the review. I don't want to talk to much about the plot, but it's your basic fish-out-of-water story by a lot of betrayal and action thrown in. It flows well and makes sense, but suffers the same problem the Iron Man movies had in having a…See More
Jacob Heaton posted a blog postBad Trailers Made Good - Daddy Day Camp + Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li
A double bill for you this weekend to make up for not uploading one last week, bringing you my look at two REALLY bad movies.Daddy Day Camp: Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li: See More
Jacob Heaton posted a blog postBad Trailers Made Good - Land of the Lost
Making a Will Ferrel movie look good is hard, but I think I have done the best I can.See More
Jacob Heaton posted a blog postBad Trailers Made Good - Resident Evil Afterlife
This took a lot of time to get the timing right, but I think the results have come out well on this one. Hope you enjoy! See More
Jacob Heaton posted a blog postBad Trailers Made Good - GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Another new trailer for you to enjoy. "See More
Jacob Heaton posted a blog postBad Trailers Made Good - After Last Season
Sorry for the lateness on this one. My internet went down yesterday. But here is my new interpretation on what Carlyle called the worst movie of 2009.For more, go to my YouTube account: Venom3smSee More
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- Hometown:
- Edinburgh
- About Me:
- I am a film fan currently studying at film school. I am also a gamer. You can see my movie efforts on my Youtube account: http://www.youtube.com/user/Venom3sm
- All Time Favorite Movies:
- Ed Wood, Evil Dead II, Ghostbusters, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Back to the Future, District 9, Rain Man, Aliens, Toy Story, Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Airplane!, Batman, The Empire Strikes Back, Shaun of the Dead, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Hot Fuzz, 28 Days Later, Highlander, Army of Darkness, Children of Men
- All Time Worst Movies:
- Aliens vs Predator: Reqiuem, Son of the Mask, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Inspector Gadget, Batman and Robin, Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, Superman IV, The Cat in The Hat, Battle: Los Angeles
- Favorite Actors or Actresses:
- Bruce Campbell, Alfred Molina, Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Johnny Depp, Sharlto Copley, Liam Neeson, Hugh Jackman, Jack Black, Tom Hanks, Dustin Hoffman, Jackie Earl Haley, Sam Rockwell, Leslie Nielsen, Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, John Cleese, Daniel Craig, Sean Connery, Natalie Portman, Emma Stone, Jennifer Lawrence, Sigourney Weaver, Kate Winslet
- Favorite Directors:
- Steven Spielberg, James Cameron, Sam Raimi, Peter Jackson, Chris Nolan, Tim Burton, Bryan Singer, Ivan Reitman, Brad Bird, The Zuckers, Duncan Jones, Edgar Wright, Terry Gilliam, Robert Zemekis, Martin Campbell, Robert Rodriguez, Quentin Tarantino
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BATTLESHIP is BATTLES*** (I know it’s a cheap shot, but it’s better written than the movie) - a review by JACOB HEATON
Where do I begin with this one? For months, I have been anticipating this movie’s release; not because I thought it’d be good, but because I wanted to see how bad it was. Every time this film came up in conversation, I lambasted it to death. A film based on a board game that has…
ContinuePosted on April 12, 2012 at 1:39pm — 4 Comments
THE ADVENTURES OF TINTIN: THE SECRET OF THE UNICORN review
After years of development, HERGE's classic comic book series has finally made it to the big screen. And I'm happy to tell you that it is one of the best films of the year.
The basic story is as follows: a young reporter Tintin (JAMIE BELL) comes across a model ship at a market and, after…
ContinuePosted on October 24, 2011 at 6:11pm
TINKER TAILOR SOLDIER SPY review
TINKER TAILOR SOLDIER SPY is one of the best films of the year so far, and could easily get a nod at the Oscars in February. With an interesting plot, brilliant performances and great production values, it stands as the best spy thriller of the year.
The basic plot is this: George Smiley (GARY…
ContinuePosted on September 20, 2011 at 12:30pm
Comment Wall (5 comments)
- At 2:33pm on October 26, 2011, PvtSnafu said…
- I've been waiting for this movie for about 4 years when I heard Jackson and Spielberg were doing it together.
- At 6:34pm on October 24, 2011, PvtSnafu said…
- When did you see Tintin? I thought it comes out in December???
- At 2:13am on March 27, 2010,
El Foggy said… - Completely agreed with your review of Kick-Ass, I loved every second of it, check out my review of it!
- At 3:06pm on January 25, 2010,
Cybersoldier said…
- At 10:35am on January 25, 2010,
StaffMandy Savage said… - Welcome to Spill!
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