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People who are familiar with bad low-budget films are probably familiar with The Asylum. The Asylum is a film studio mostly known for making bad rip-offs of currently popular films. Such examples include The Terminators, Transmorphers, and most recently, Almighty Thor. However, they are also known for making equally bad non-rip-off films like Titanic II,…Continue
Posted on June 4, 2011 at 8:59pm
There are some things in life in which, no matter how much is said, words fail to truly capture the essence of it; Zardoz is one of those things.
Zardoz is a 1974 science-fiction (?) film written, produced, and directed by John Boorman (coming fresh off the heels of Deliverance), and starring Sean Connery, who wears…Continue
Posted on March 30, 2011 at 5:56pm — 1 Comment
Get all your jokes in now about Chuck Norris coming to kick my ass, because I fucking hate this movie.
Missing in Action is a 1984 action film starring Chuck Norris about a soldier who goes on a solo mission to rescue some American soldiers held hostage in Vietnam. When one takes a look at the trailer or the poster,…Continue
Posted on March 29, 2011 at 11:54pm
I like to look at Oscar-nominated films from two different points of view: an artistic one and a down-to-earth one. I question whether the movie was made simply as an exercise in artsiness or as a labor of love with a soul. Forgive me for saying this, but I believe the former applies to Black Swan.
This film is about an innocent, fragile…Continue
Posted on February 8, 2011 at 3:35pm