If it's crap ... We'll tell you
DC has A LOT riding on Man of Steel, as does Zach Snyder. The future of the Superman franchise and of a possible Justice League film rest completely on this film's shoulders, same goes with Snyder's career which plummeted after the god-awful passion project known as Sucker Punch. The most recent Superman film, Superman Returns, was met with boos from general critics and audiences, and was so bad that Clark Kent had to hang up his cape for 7 years. The Superman franchise and the…Continue
Posted on June 16, 2013 at 8:55pm
As much as it pains me to say it, Pain and Gain is much, much crazier than Spring Breakers. In my header I say it is the spiritual follow-up to that film, mainly because it is another film set in SoFlo about idiots making very bad decisions that involves heavy drug use and heavy stylization.
In Pain and Gain we follow meat-head personal trainer Daniel Lugo (Mark Whalberg). It is 1994 and the setting is Miami. Lugo wants to live the American Dream (he wants…
Posted on April 26, 2013 at 9:12am
Spring Breakers is the latest cinematic outing from controversial film maker Harmony Korine. In Spring Breakers four college girls (Vanessa Hudgens plays Candy, Selena Gomez plays Faith, Ashley Benson plays Brit and Rachel Korine aka Harmony Korine's wife plays Cotty) grow tired and bored of their empty college campus and so decide to head off to Spring Break. Unfortunately, even with all the money they have saved they are still tragically short of the dough needed to live it up in…Continue
Posted on March 24, 2013 at 1:44am
Before I start my countdown, let me state that I am not a super-being and I do not have an infinite amount of time at my disposal, therefore I have not seen every film released during 2012. This list is based solely on the films I did see. Some of your favorites may not make the list either because I did not get to see them or I simply did not consider them worthy. Enough chit-chat let's get this sucker started!!!!
#10: Ruby Sparks- A clever, fun film about how…
Posted on February 9, 2013 at 5:39pm — 2 Comments
Normally, you would see my list for Best Films of 2012 go up around this time, but I haven't seen Lincoln, Zero Dark Thirty, and Silver Linings Playbook yet and I don't want to put up an incomplete list so instead, today, for the first time ever, I present my Worst Films of 2012 list.
Ranking in at the number 10 spot is The Raven- There is indeed a good film buried somewhere in this mess, but The Raven fails to find it. It may be cool to see Poe's classic…
Posted on January 6, 2013 at 3:30pm