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This is one of the greatest things ever (click to read about the truth)

This is one of the greatest things ever (click to read about the truth)

George Washington, the very first president and (practically) father of the United States:
- Head leader during the American Revolutionary War.
- Fought against the British despite being out powered.
- Due to his mysterious Indian rituals, he summoned the spirits of amazing and American beasts of which he road on during the war.
- Road on his favorite white tyrannosaurus-rex names Nelson during the war (common misconception that it was a horse).
- Had another tyrannosaurus named Blue Skin; another misconception to being a horse possibly due to misidentification...
- He was never injured during the war possibly due to mystical powers from native tribal blessings.
- There is supposed compelling evidence that George Washington was also a side zombie hunter.
- George Washington was also a master at close combat and knew the kumite *wah pow*
- Won the war and made the United States into an official country.

Truly deserved to be on a dollar bill.

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