Attention to all of the following people: -The slow pack of people who manage to take up the entire sidewalk as you stroll mollassas pace in front of me -The woman traveling on the bus with your toddler and a giant stroller in the middle of gridlock hour -The twit who pretends to be too fragile and scared to get a tattoo without dragging your 3 shrill friends into the station with you. -The dick…