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Comment by Cybersoldier on October 23, 2009 at 2:15am

But that's the thing you need certain sections of the site to control lol, Mr. Burns would be pleased with the membership increase

Comment by ScrawnyCartoonist on September 30, 2009 at 5:43am

I agree with the Undead savior, Zombie Messiah. As the Illuminati we must punish the horrible trolls with their constant FIRST's.

I also get agitated when people use the term N00B frivolously. People should only use it in the correct circumstances

e.g someone joining Spill and asking where the movie reviews are, that would be the difintion of a N00B and calling him so would be justified

Comment by Zombie Messiah on September 30, 2009 at 2:19am

Here are the steps you take to get your own Amazon Wish List (Must be Amazon.com member already):

1.Save the Amazon.com wish list button image to your computer.

2. Click the camera icon of a text box, and upload the Amazon.com wish list button image of a text to enter it into the text box.

3. Highlight the image code and then make it a link to your Amazon.com Wish List.

Here is an example. An Amazon.com 'Nothing' Wish List.

Let's see how many days until all Spill has their own Amazon.com Wish List.

Comment by Zombie Messiah on September 7, 2009 at 2:02am

I have decided that The Spill ILLUMINATI must start to rule with an iron fist, encased in cement block mixed with rusty nails, and wrapped in Poison dart frog's toxic secretion soaked razor wire.

I am referring to dealing with people who spam, or make obnoxious posts.

For example, I suggest The Spill ILLUMINATI from now should Punish the 1sts. I have always seen people post '1st' or post about how they hated not being the first person to post '1st'. I always hated that, but I never was on the receiving end of a '1st' poster, until I posted my blog Lose Weight with K-Mart Horror. The settings for this blog of mine were accidentally left set so that I had to approve comments to the blog.

I went down to the list of comments and read 'sweet deal! also 1st.' At first I didn't know it was a 1st post, since I was excited someone finally responded to one of my blogs ever. Then I looked at the 'also 1st' part of the comment, and was trying to figure out what the commenter meant, was the first one to go out and take my advice and buy a classic horror movie at K-Mart for only $5? Was he the first to know about K-Mart sale, maybe before I did? Then I realized to my disgust it was another '1st' post and it was the first '1st' post I had posted onto my online world ever.

I approved this '1st' comment because it was the first '1st' comment I ever received for anything I ever posted online. I don't mean it was the first actual comment I got for my online blogs or whatever, it was the first time someone actually posted '1st' upon my online forms of expression. Even though I let the '1st' exist, I didn't let the '1st' poster off so easy. I will not put this '1st' commentator's name on display here, check out my Lose Weight with K-Mart Horror blog to see who it is.

This is 'The Punisher' comment I left on the '1st' commentator's Spill Page (he or she doesn't have it set that he or she needs to approve comments):

Thanks [NAME WITHHELD] for your '1st' comment on my Lose Weight with K-Mart Horror blog. You were the first 1st I ever got during my entire online life. I am talking about since 2000: all of my blogs on MySpace, Spill.com, and a local online social network, all the group discussions I ever started on MySpace, Spill.com, all the group that I started on MySpace, Spill.com, every single online movie review I ever made on Amazon.com, even all my online site member pages from MySpace, Spill.com, a local internet social network, my Soundclick.com music artist page, even on my own Guitar Shredding lessons blog I have lost somewhere online, even of all my 30 or more Fantasy Football league that I was the commissioner of, and even on my old now canceled Fantasy Wrestling website, you were the first 1st I have ever gotten anywhere. Even when I go on drives with people no one has ever gotten in the car first and told us '1st' when the rest of us gotten in cars. I haven't ever been a first myself either, I even carry 3 x 5 with '1st' written on them to pass out to people when a new store opens, but someone always hands me their '1st' card first. I even try to be the first one to take a dump of the day in the toilet of where ever I go to. For example, I waited outside K-Mart, and rushed in just when they doors were opening at start of business day, but when I got into the Men's room their was a floater in ever toilet, and then I snuck into Ladie's room and each had a bigger turd than the previous toilet. I have to settle for a 'moral' '1st' by going to public places with plenty of stranger walking traffic and dropping a '1st' right there on the floor, and then writing '1st' with a washable marker next to it. Then I go around yelling '1st' right in the face of everyone that passes by the '1s' that's collecting flies. I stuffed and display in my Hall of Accomplishments the '1st' ever fly that landed on my very first '1st'. Much how, you keep file of all your '1st' comments, replies, etc.. you have ever posted during your entire life. I wouldn't blame you, being the first '1st' of anything is just as great as being the First Man on the Moon or the First in a poor Family to attend and graduate College. From now on, to thank you for being my first '1st' I will allow only you to post '1st' in my blogs or any discussion I start here on Spill.com. So, don't worry if you are not really '1st', I'll deny or delete any post before yours just to honor your great life acheivement of being the first stranger to post '1st' on another stranger's non life important online fodder.

-Thanks,

You will always be 1st in Zombie Messiah's world.

I hope to inspire the end of the '1st' phenomenon that I call the Christopher Columbus Claim. It's fitting since Christopher Columbus believed he was the first '1st' to discover America, even though the Vikings got to America first. Of course, before the Vikings people were living in the Americas at most 35,000 years ago. To prove all '1st' claimers from Columbus to the ones yet to post, Columbus named the people already in the Americas Indians because like all '1st' posters, he thought he new what he was doing (claimed to sail around the world to the East Indies).

The people who post '1st' do it so often and many times with some much self satisfaction that they believe they have really accomplished a historical landmark '1st' or they disguise their sense of achievement, like my first '1st' commentator, by first replying to or complimenting something and then sticking the whole 'I was first' thing afterward. Exactly how some people claim they were the first of their friends to like a band before their friends even new about the band, but in reality they don't really love the music they only know more about the band than the person their are bragging to.

What say The Spill ILLUMINATI?

The path of the righteous man and defender is beset on all sides by the iniquity of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the father of lost children. And The Spill ILLUMINATI will execute great vengeance upon them with furious anger, who poison and destroy my brothers; and they shall know that we are The Spill ILLUMINATI when we shall lay our vengeance upon them!" [Ezekial 25:17]

Comment by James on September 3, 2009 at 6:15am

Ian, you have a point.

Comment by Zombie Messiah on August 23, 2009 at 3:56am

Zen, The Spill ILLUMINATI is like a rampaging Godzilla. Everyone can see Godzilla destroying everything, but they can't stop Godzilla. The secret behind Godzilla attacks is that Godzilla secretly runs a cartel of companies that make the weapons the military keep wasting trying to stop Godzilla. Godzilla is also getting money from his construction company that has to rebuild entire cities after Godzilla attacks. The construction company is even named Godzilla's Construction, but the people pretend the name's just a coincidence.
Godzilla's business work so well that Godzilla's crib is an entire island! The island is called Monster Island, where other of Godzilla's monster business partners hangout between Godzilla's 'fights' with that destroy cities faster and create more revenue off the fight PPVs and video sales.
In closing, everyone knows The Spill ILLUMINATI is running things and they prefer to live in fear than live in a boring world that doesn't have monsters, super powers, robots, time machines, magic, mad scientist, secret agents, ninjas, myths, legends, ghosts, mutants, aliens, alternate dimensions, fem fatales, talking animals, utopias, dystopian futures, mind control, talking food, space travel, the force, threats of world domination, and a secret organization controlling everything.

Comment by Twitchduke on August 22, 2009 at 12:07pm

to ensure victory we need something to counter The Black Wonder and The Spoiler in case they ever team up

Comment by Momo on August 22, 2009 at 3:16am

Hey the Crew don't know about us. Shhh.
So when are we blowing up the Vatican? I mean, uhm, the Spill studio?

Comment by Zen on August 20, 2009 at 9:30am

I have a question. How can we run Spill secretly if everyone knows who we are?

Comment by Zombie Messiah on August 11, 2009 at 3:51pm

My laugh of choice is the Evil Bandito laugh.

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