If it's crap ... We'll tell you
Been watching a lot of bad video game movies over the week thought we could narrow down the "FUCK YOU" of video game movies
Here is my top 5......
5) Resident Evil: Afterlife - well pretty much every Resident Evil movie to me was a Fuck You
3) Super Mario Bros.
2) Max Payne
and this one definitely hollywood didn't give a damn about so it has to be number one on my list...
1) Street Fighter: Legend of Chun Li
House of the Dead is the only movie I've ever walked out of.
And I sat through Serving Sara
I fucking walked out of House of the Dead and walked into the second half of the Greg Kinnear conjoined twin movie and thought "Oh, this is SO much better!"
Max Payne is, at the very least, nowhere NEAR as bad as Super Mario Bros. That would be my #1, although I'm attempting to avoid Legend of Chun-Li, as I never believed that Street Fighter would make a good film, as proven by that 1994 shit.
I also shut off the first Resident Evil after about 45 minutes or so.
I would say Max Payne is the absolute worse of the video game movies because of how strong the source material was. They could have literally just translated the game over to film and edited it down but they changed the story in so many retarded ways for no fucking reason that they completely ruined it.
I can expect a shit movie out of properties like Mario and Street Fighter but Max Payne was one of the best written game of all time. The film is a true rape of the property and should have never been made.
How could we forget Wing Commander....
I completely forgot about Wing Commander.
my worst of list:
5)any resident evil movie
4)bloodrayne third reich
3)super mario bros