If it's crap ... We'll tell you
"My father used to wash my mouth out with soap...Although, that was mostly to erase traces of his DNA." ~Doug Stanhope
I spend all year trying to keep a reign on the foul behavior of the philistines, perverts and reprobates that make up the League of XXXtremely Ordinary Gentlemen but on this one week of the year I have no choice but to let the dogs out for Blue Xxxmas.
Now, I will be doing my best to run an orderly show where we have a civilized discussions on all the best Christmas gifts of past and present, but as far as what may come out of the mouths of this crew...Let's just say I'm calling "Ghost Protocol".
Ask us questions if you dare, but I can't stress enough that THIS EPISODE WILL NOT BE SUITABLE FOR OUR MORE SENSITIVE LISTENERS.
If it does turn out to be too much for I'd refer you to 'Let's Do This!' where you can hear even more jokes about my denim shirt. and other bon mots.
Or neither of those two because Incredibles was near-perfect by itself and didn't leave any plot threads open.
A festive greeting to all at the LEOG!
My question for you is, what was the one family tradition that grinded your gears the most at Christmas time? Mine was almost certainly having to wait until after Mass to open the presents, though I'm guessing you have some more interesting ones. :)
Best wishes to you all, and have an awesome Chrustmas!
I already asked Leon this on Twitter but I want to hear your answers....
What was the one gift you wanted as a kid for Christmas, but never got?
Mine was an Easy Bake Oven.....Santa stiffed me year after year after year....so screw him...I have a REAL oven now!
Merry Christmas to one and all!
What would you give to your most hated enemy for Christmas?
Dear LEOG, who gives the best presents this time of year?
What do you think is the most disturbing Christmas movie? I’m asking to get your recommendations.
Thanks and long live the league
Dear Jolly LEOG,
What is the cheapest gift you have ever given or received and if The Grinch were to break into your home would you rather see the cartoon Grinch or the Jim Carrey Grinch?
Thank you and as Korey would say "merry Shitmas."
This isn't a question, it's a thank you, last years blue christmas was my official introduction to you guys and I haven't missed a week since. For an entire year now you guys have warmed my heart and from the bottom of mine I must say MERRY CHRISTMAS LEAGUE! So here's to the end of a kick-ass year, and here's to the hopes that next year is awesome too.
Thanks, and Long Live the League
P.s. As soon as I see the post for the blue christmas episode I'm going to take a shot of my best whiskey just out of respect
Merry End Of The Year LEOG,
I was just wondering when and if you would be doing another Festivus episode, especially with Captain Mexico on the cast.
Can't wait for the next podcast. Tom.
Dear League of (insert something Christmas-related) Gentleman
For most of the people, Christmas is a time for spending time with your family, saying your loved-ones how much you care about them, spreading christmas chear, and all the other hippie-bullshit, but every now and then, all of the plans go to shitter and youre left alone without anything to do on Christmas Eve...so, worst case scenerio, what would YOU guys do if there was no chance of spending it with friends/family ?
Long Live the League and big Holiday Greetings from Poland
try reading "Happy Holidays" in Polish : Wesołych Świąt ;)
Hello League of Fuckin' Extremely Goddamn Ordinary Shit-Eating Cock Mongrels (I say it with love),
What is the best dirty joke you heard all year?
Seasons greetings, LEOG!
The image of Santa Claus we know today was primarily designed by Thomas Nast in the 1800's (with some later tweaking by the Coca-Cola company). I've always found this image with the reindeer and elfin fetish to be a little too fruity. So...
If you could commission someone (past or present) to redesign Santa and the Christmas motif, who would you choose? Frank Miller? Chuck Palahniuk? Weird Al Yankovic? Who and why?