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This copy of the smash hit the gang inspired by real life events and a movie called the scenesters. This film has not been widely released so if any lines from the film are used here then: hahahahahaha to Todd Berger. Anyway this is property of cinema host productions. If sold or reprinted with out Kody henrys consent you will be imprisoned for one year and fined.
Hahahahaha u believed that.
Back to the story
ONE THING MUST BE CLEAR. THE SONGS OR MUSICLES USED IN THIS TRANSSCRIPT OF THE BOOK ARE TM BYE SOME GUY IN TEXAS. IF THESE SONGS OR PAGES LEAK OUT ON THE INTERNET THERE WILL PROBABLY BE WW3.
I MEET THE GUYS
The long days of school are now replaced with the long bored filled summer days. This is when the sun gets so freaking hot you cant do anything else but sit inside all day. These summer days would soon come to a end. Thank god. I haven’t had any calls from friends in my freaking life time. I mean how hard is it to pick up a phone and call someone. As usual I started working on my new website. I had more vids posted on there than my six fans could watch. But I guess I might just go outside and get cooked like a fried egg. And that is what I did. I was depressed and having split feelings on what happened but that was the past. Im looking forward. I was walking down the street and guess what jerk I bumped into? Eny meny miny SAM FREAKING JONES of all the self absorbed people I run into It had to be him. He looked at me like I was some kind of freak. I asked him what the heck he was up to. I honestly did not care I was bored. He told me about some college party. I asked if I could tag along. He said sure. I just needed something to do. My dreams of copying the fx show its always sunny in Philadelphia bye owning a bar was crushed when I learned of property tax. When I got to the party I saw a bunch of stuff happening all at once. The first thing I noticed was the smell of yerine. Second a man just threw up all over sam. And finally I saw ivan. It had been 10 years since I saw him in fith grade. I walked up to him. I said like a complete 2009 idiot. Yo ivan. But everyone was staring at the puke face sam.witch I did not fully see all the puke on him.
I was completely drunk out of my mind. All I remember was I was in a green spandex suite. Some guy was dressed like a sun and ivan looked like a….. dark thing. I was singing this song.
Master of the sun
Ure a master of karate and friendship for everyone
Dayman Dayman ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Then I woke up on the floor. I saw ivan to my right. To my left I saw. So you guys understand who was at my left I must tell you a story. Back in 2010. I was friends with ivan and mingo. Mingo was bassicly a kid who looked asian. I felt bad for him but he was the funnyiest part of my bleak depressing childhood. I saw mingo to my left. I got up. And left my phone number in both there pockets and left. I went to go get coffe. Lots and lots of coffe.
I can not believe what im writing
To be honest im telling the 100% truth on how me ivan mingo and somewhat haylee became the gang and proud owners of a bar in…….utah
The idea sparks
Two months after the party we realized we have not changed mature wise since fith grade. Mingo’s maturity rate were he stopped maturing was at age six but that was the best thing about him. I told ivan of my dream to open a bar with him and mingo and I as the owners of the bar. Ivan and mingo jumped right on bored for this one. I had to come up with a name and fast for our bar. Mik. Kim. No those names suck. Ehh let me think. Dayman and niteman bar. Home of the original drawing I drew in second grade. The name was perfect. Then came. Were am I going to get a bar? So I drove for six hours till I found one in the great state of Arizona. I bought the place for seventenn thousand.
Enemies: me ivan and mingo had made enemies over time. Mine were the same. Sam well you already know about him. Ahh yes haylee. Lets say she owns every self help book known to man. Natilie. Same thing as haylee but trys to act like a tough chick. Ivan told me he had so many enemiesb he couldn’t count them. Mingos enimes were mostly kids a park but still. That’s who we dispise.
Since this is my story and in my 12 hours of writing school I learned that you need to get the readers sympathy. So here is the sad part of my life. Witch I well tell sometime latter in the story. Lets say it was a tragic love story. Then turned into a slasher flick.
IF YOURE HERE BY NOW URE EITHER
Being forced to read this because this is a new method of torture
Or this book is good
to quickly end this so I can start writeing book two
I opened the bar made 32 bucks a week…..then came the horrors of a thing called college