If it's crap ... We'll tell you
... how would you do it?
If pigs are anything like the goldfish I had as a child, if hungry enough, they will eat each other.
I've been advised by my lawyer not to answer questions like this anymore.
Your lawyer's obviously the jealous type. You suppose he would mind if I asked how you'd dispose of a few hundred pounds of out of date hamburger meat wrapped in rain ponchos.
Or your tire tracks...
I like that. I like that a lot.
Eat them and use their bones to decorate the secret shrine in my basement.
Wow George these burgers are delicious whats your secret?