Korey and I are too busy to play the new Madden. Have you played it? If you have, and you want to be on the Spill "as yet unnamed" gaming show, this Friday, we want you to join us. You'll also need to have Skype. It's a tall order on short notice. First person who responds and can qualify with the above needs to contact me, Kevin at email@example.com and I will call you with Skype to verify your audio quality and discuss Friday's show time. You'll have about 10 minutes to do a review of the game. No more, and maybe less.
If nobody steps forward, I'll end up running to the store to get the game, but we'd prefer to get a Madden expert on the show. Again, I realize it's short notice, but that's just how it works around here. Get back to me if you're up for doing it.
Oh, and by Madden, I mean for PS3 or 360. Not that iPhone game or whatever. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but we're not looking for that right now. Just the 360/PS3 title. Or Wii, I suppose, if there is anyone who actually bought Madden for the Wii.
Lastly, you gotta be at least 18 years old. We can't broadcast your voice all over the world if you're a minor. Sorry. It's just laws and stuff prevent that kind of thing, the whole commercializing you, etc. Not your fault. You'll grow up someday. Keep eating cereal. It'll make you strong.