Yep this thursday March 5th. For two weeks and I'll be back on the 19th. Just felt like spreading the news. Can't wait to take this vacation. Its going to be fun. i'll post some pictures when I get home for all to enjoy. Yay.
Can't go wrong with great advice like that. If someone asks you to "Swing them a duz (they may or may not say cuz)", it means "Spare a cigarette, good sir?"
Don't go waving your American flag about, either - in fact, don't make it known that you are American, because we are a bunch of cunts, and we will insult you until you either:
a) shout us some piss or
b) shout us more piss.
Also, you should learn the national dance of Australia - the Gabber, as shown below.
I'll try to hug a koala for you Jon and take a picture of me doing it lol. I'm going to the Northern Territory SketchedLilly for my first week on a fun tour. The sencond week I'll be in Melbourne to see friends. Oh and thanks gary for the advice. :P