If it's crap ... We'll tell you
Mine? Easily Castlevania 2, Simon's Quest. I feel the world is a confusing place full of difficult to identify people spouting cryptic advice and hints. Also, my blood curse.
Either Psychonauts, Brutal Legend, Mass Effect, or Infamous. Either I'm gonna get bad-ass superpowers/psychic or bang any hot chick i can find in mass effect, or have a crazy time in brutal legend
Street Fighter. Just random badass fights happening in the most ridiculous but very linear way.
I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream
Tekken. Nothing says badass when amazing and crazy shit can happen on a fight while awesome techno music plays in the background.
Leisure Suit Larry.
StarLancer was better.
An Excel spreadsheet.
Paperboy.... because I love to ride my bike and throw stuff at people's houses!
Castlevania...i'm Dracula you see
Katamari would be a good choice, in hindsight...