If it's crap ... We'll tell you
Like the title said, if you had to force the spill crew to watch bad movies, which ones would they be, and who are the victims?
From Beyond - Korey and Cohost
What's not to like: Cornball acting, cool monster effects, star trek doors, Barbara Crampton (bet you'll get a Crampton seeing her in this movie). Oh, did I mention porno and seeing Ken Foree tackle monsters in nothing but his jocks? He even has to spend most of his screen time convincing the white folk to leave the crazy scientist mansion.
Space Battleship Yamato (2010) - Cyrus & Korey
What's it like when real people try acting out every cliche in Anime, ever, for over 2 hours. This abortion of a movie.
The Ultimate Ninja (1986) - Leon & Cyrus
It's shit, and it's action, so I figured this would drive Leon up the wall. Cyrus is there just for Leon to bounce his confusion off of. Oh, the lead bad guy is called Victor... Victor the Ninja. Leon would like that sort of stuff right?
Petey Wheatstraw: The Devil's Son-in-law. I love The Human Tornado too much to have it riffed.