This is for those relationship/sexual stories that are so bad that they're good. Yeah, maybe it wasn't funny at the time when you woke up next to two transvestites dressed as Cher and Paris Hilton, or when that fat chick vomited on you while having an orgasm or having some dude stick his **** in your ear, but it sure as hell is hilarious now, least it is to me.
Mine isn't that exciting. I almost dated this guy. We talked frequently and flirted often, even though I wanted to be friends first (but whatever). So he finds out that I'm pretty open minded in terms of sex. Now to me, open minded is willing to try anything. To him, open minded is liking some fucked up shit. He asked if I'd be ok putting on a strap-on. I didn't think he was completely serious so I said as long as I get to pick the color. He asked if I was into bondage. I said I didn't mind it once in a while. Finally, he asked if I was willing to dress as a pokemon (at first, it was Ninetails then a Mudkip) and him as a trainer, and he'd hump me for dominance. Oh, and he was serrious especially after showing me things I never wanted to witness ever again. My very kind answer was I'd have to wait until I'm in a serious relationship. We never dated nor had sex, but I've added another thing to my list of DO NOT WANTS in terms of men.
Me and my friend met this girl at church, (a while back). She dated my friend a while before i did. He dated her in the summer, i dated her that winter. We hadn't made out yet because my mom thought that dating at fourteen, fifteen, and sixteen was wrong, :P. Anways we were almost there until one day, while me, my friend and her were standing outside, i had to go. I said goodbye to the both of them and i was off. I was on facebook the next monday, taliking to her as usual, when i asked her what my friend and her did after i went home. I could tell she was nervous and she said "nothing." like that. So i asked her if anything was wrong and then she said "well actually... nvm" I asked her "what happened?" and she exploded. She said that my friend told her to go out back with her and have sex with him. She said she did it because she was losing friends and she didnt want to lose him, so she did it. I was royally pissed off. I helped talk to her and after a while, (a week or 2) she took the test. she was pregnate. I was pissed beyond belief. I confronted my friend with this and he told me he didnt do it and he swore, but i didnt believe him. I questioned him and still he said the same thing. He asked her that night who impregnated her. She said a guy at a party. tis is all over facebook i may add. So i ask them both again and again and me and my g friend broke up. Im still friends with my friend today, but ii still question myself, "did he really not do it"?
My friend has a habit of dating girls who are either bat-shit insane or complete hard-asses (I'd say this is because he's completely clueless more than him wanting to take advantage of a girl). We talked one day and apparently the one good thing about insecure girls is that they're great in bed (Since I am a girl, I have no idea about this, though I imagine that both arrogant asses and insecure guys would be pretty bad, especially afterwards). However, the worst part is when you tell them that they're beautiful and they don't believe it. I used to have self confidence issues (and still do a bit, but mostly just don't give a damn) and know a lot of people dating those who have that kind of issue, so that made my heart break a little.
i was very drunk at a bar in town, and i start hooking up with this chick, she seems normal enough, then she seems to have a mini break down, but it was over pretty quick, (first red flag ignored) so we continue to make out, then she starts asking me all these really personal question (second red flag) i manage to brush them off, its starting to get pretty hot and heavy now, and out of nowhere she drops that she is allergic to latex (third red flag) but i'm a trooper (at least my dick is not as smart as me) now its getting serious, and out of nowhere we starts talking all this baby shit, would i stay if she was pregnant (huge fucking red flag fog horn blazing) i give here some placation about how i would, then my mate turned up explained to me this girl was nuts and threw me in a taxi.
personal i feel luck to have dodged a bullet and possible sdt's lucky for me i have some really sound mates.
next time i will not ignore all the signs that i normal pay attention to, i suppose that is what a drought will do to you