If it's crap ... We'll tell you
That's fine. Just so you know it'll be your last time. MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Yeah. What's the deal with that?
All of those gestures, plus the desire to be a good samaritan and help my fellow Spildo's gain a big juicy erection.
...as she obviously knows how to work it...
She definitely knows how to put her thing down, flip it, and reverse it.
If you got a big (elephant), she might want search it to find out how hard she's gotta work ya.
That's 'Asstastic!' - Carlyle (C) tm